OK So Alice gave me this idea, I was going to bump hers but I thought that may be impolite. So tell her everything that is in your bathroom cabinet but confide in me all your guilty secrets.

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there?
What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago?
What is your daggy favourite thing?
What do you have way too many of?
Most useless item hogging valuable space?

Truly its just me, no one else is watching ;)

Medusa you have me giggling uncontrollably! (maybe a guilty giggle!) Will be sure to post my guilty secrets soon!:ashamed:

Oh baby, this is a great thread! Can't wait to hear about everyone's cabinet-of-shame (that means you too Ms M!)

OK, here goes:
Embarrassing - god where do I start...might let others go first and come back to it!!
Oldest - eight-year-old nail polish in a now indescribable colour. It is solid as a rock and could possibly be used as a weapon, should I be asked to clean out said nail polish area.
Daggy favourite - ancient hot pink exfoliating gloves, currently hanging over the shower rail. Pardner finds them hilarious and keeps trying to use them to wash dishes.
Way too many of - cotton buds and pads, and half-empty tanning moisturisers.

I guess that's not too bad but I still feel in need of a purge!

Daggy favourite - ancient hot pink exfoliating gloves, currently hanging over the shower rail. Pardner finds them hilarious and keeps trying to use them to wash dishes.
I love the idea of using those gloves for the dishes, genius!

OK here goes

:ashamed: - Biore Pore Strips (hey I still have some!) & Glade Air Santitiser this stuff stinks worse than what it is suppossed be sanitising :vomit:
Ancient - Sanctum Body Mud. Must be 8yrs old? Still use it once in a blue moon on my boy's back when he lets me give him a facial. I just realised that the little cardboard boxes I keep my make up & waxing kit in have got to be over 12yrs old! I can't belive they are still intact.
Daggy Fave - Super absorbant Hair Towel. Its stained with hair dye but I couldn't live without it.
I have way too many body lotions, bit of an obssession there.
Most useless thing is the diffuser attachment for my hairdyer. I have never used it. I gotta get rid of that it's taking up valuable space!

Most useless thing is the diffuser attachment for my hairdyer. I have never used it. I gotta get rid of that it's taking up valuable space!

I agree Medusa, too big and take up too much space. Chucked mine as soon as I opened box of new dryer - dont need more boof!

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? n/a
What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? I've a major clear out nothing for than 3 or 6 months...
What is your daggy favourite thing? n/a
What do you have way too many of? Nail Polish at least 3 or 4 bottles... and body lotion 2 tubs and 1 bottle..
Most useless item hogging valuable space? medicine ... one draw is deadicated to medicine.. pills, plasterss crap that I don't use but got to have just in case! ...

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? Probably an old toiletry bag that is just the ugliest, daggiest most stained thing in existence!! I still use it for travel, haven't got around to getting a new one!
What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Ugh, a mud mask that I used last week and I was like "gross, this stinks". Still didn't chuck it out straight away though...
What is your daggy favourite thing? Haha my Marvis Paradise Mint toothpaste! It makes brushing my teeth fun :hearts:
What do you have way too many of? Toothpastes!! I have four of those on the go. Also, mascaras - I think I have five. Oh, that's not counting shower gels (countless).
Most useless item hogging valuable space? A jewellery box I put in there with the idea of taking my earrings/jewellery off and putting them straight in there instead of chucking them on the sink and possibly losing them down the plughole. Needless to say I never use the jewellery box and my earrings keep getting chucked on the counter!

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there?
What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago?
What is your daggy favourite thing?
What do you have way too many of?
Most useless item hogging valuable space?

The answer to all of this - the husbands stuff!!!:hearts:

I love this thread - if you haven't contributed to it, please do!

:redcheeks: Ok here I go .........................
Embarrassing KY warming liquid ( used when I had a dislocated finger ) its hidden at the very back of cabinet
as friend once saw it and thought I was a sex fiend. lol :chuckle:
Oldest Product Chanel Masque ( 8-9 years old ) its probably rock hard!
Daggy Favourite Tea Tree Oil :dunce:
Way Too Many Eye Cream, Hand Cream
Useless Hogging Valuable Space Semi Full bottles and tubes of sunless tan :shockedhair:

What is the most embarrasing thing you are hiding in there? wiggles wipes or just the sheer volume of make up that is kept in there that rarely gets used

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? -bourjois eyeshadows:o

What is your daggy favourite thing? - sudden change lip base :hearts:

What do you have way too many of? - lipsticks :shockedhair:

Most useless item hogging valuable space?- hair products that don't work for me currently [styling muds & fixing sprays for shorter hair] & the fact that hubby has 3 deos in the cabinet :confused:

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? I hate to think!

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Umm half used mascaras?

What is your daggy favourite thing? An old candy stripe country road makeup bag - the zip no longer works but I still use it! :hearts:

What do you have way too many of? Lipsticks and Juicy Tubes - I rotate the juicy tubes in my handbag but I rarely use lipstick!

Most useless item hogging valuable space? My old hair straightener... but I don't want to throw it away in case my current one dies or something :shockedhair:

I am going to limit this to just my bathroom cabinet (we'll just forget all the other rooms that have been taken over by my beauty collection)!

Most Embarrassing: Sore Bum Cream, those piles can certainly be painful!:redcheeks:

Oldest: Bottle of Elizabeth Taylor's Passion fragrance from about 12 years ago.

Daggy Favourite: Avon Tranquil Moments Deoderant.

Too Much Of: Body Lotions and Butters (I have hundreds).

Useless Item: Set of Hot rollers which I never use.

Okay, this is going to be good. I My bathroom cabinet is icky, so most of my products are either in the shower, or beside it.

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? Wart cream...(for my foot)

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Some foundation that I 'borrowed' off of my mother when I was about 4 years old.

What is your daggy favourite thing? citrus scented aluminum free roll on deoderant. It smells like toilet cleaner!

What do you have way too many of? Lipgloss/ Lipstick. I'm such hoarder. I also have a lot of almost empy deoderants/bodywashes.

Most useless item hogging valuable space? KY lubricant and all my self tanning products. I never seem to use them anymore. Maybe it's related in some twilight-zone-ish way...

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? Paris Hilton perfume.

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Its not one particular product, but its all those freebie product samples you get in magazines that you pull out thinking one day you will try them. I have a collection of these that have never been used.

What is your daggy favourite thing? Tea Tree Oil.

What do you have way too many of? Lipglosses and hair treatment masks.

Most useless item hogging valuable space? All those magazine product samples !

]What is the most embarrassing thing you are hiding in there? Wart cream - but it works!

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Empty toothpaste tubes (flatmates) and body powder that's about three years old and has large bits of glitter in it.

What is your daggy favourite thing? Tea tree oil and baby wipes for removing make up (currently using the generic safeway brand - looks so daggy)

What do you have way too many of? Shampoo and conditioner and dry body oils.

Most useless item hogging valuable space? The dry body oils - I love the idea of using them to make my skin soft but the reality is I never use them. Just can't bring myself to throw them away...

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? warming liquid, various lubricants, etc :o

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? hair products - gels, waxes, hairsprays, i think i have mousse thats 5 years old and i still havent got rid of it

What is your daggy favourite thing? a lipsmacker in fruit punch flavour lol

What do you have way too many of? lipglosses, hair products and i currently use 3 deodrants!

Most useless item hogging valuable space? sunless tanning lotions, sunscreen :( hmm i should stop goin to the solarium and id have a use for them.

Hey, welcome back hullaballistic!

:redcheeks: Ok here I go .........................
Embarrassing KY warming liquid ( used when I had a dislocated finger ) its hidden at the very back of cabinet :

First of all - :chuckle: hahahaha! charismatic you crack me up! A dislocated finger? Pray tell, how did you do that? ;)

Now, for my guilty secrets...

.What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? V. Thrush treatment (I'm sorry :ashamed: it was before they brought out the oral remedy!)
What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? A heel scraper...that has scraped my heels way too many times...
What is your daggy favourite thing? An old, old perfume called 'a touch of class' that I have had- unused- since I was a child. I feel less than a touch of classy now that I have told you!
What do you have way too many of? shower gels
Most useless item hogging valuable space? a huge can of hairspray that I rarely use.

In light of the recent Bathroom cabinent threads, I'm bumping this one up.

Ok, well I'll be first cab off the rank:

What is the most embarressing thing you are hiding in there? Tray of 1980s eyeshadows (lots of lovely bright purples, blues, greens and pinks). Back in fashion now but not for a 40 something

What is the oldest product, you know you should have thrown out ages ago? Hairspray that the tin has actually gone rusty or Ella Bache fake tan with a use by of about 10 years ago

What is your daggy favourite thing? Selsun - sometimes I just feel like my hair and my scalp need a good strip

What do you have way too many of? Perfume - I don't even like some of them

Most useless item hogging valuable space? Anything on the 'other side' of the cabinet (not that there is much mind you)

I have about 30 bottles of half empty fake tan that are all so old and out of date, but I keep thinking I might need them in a fake tan emergency.

My other thing is that I have 6 Australis Shimmer Sticks, all in the same colour, because im scared of it being discontinued.... :redcheeks:

good thread but i dont really have any