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Lady Allison (Staff)
06-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Hi Girls,

I think this little anecdote has been passed around a bit, but when we all chat so much about brazilian waxing and emarrasing waxing stories and the like I figured this one was worth sharing again...

"The Washcloth:


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the s ink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." "

Celeste(Staff)
06-02-2007, 04:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE it!!!!

jaime
06-02-2007, 05:28 PM
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:
Good work! That's hilarious!

raspberryberet
06-02-2007, 06:16 PM
:D :chuckle: :chuckle: :redcheeks: :redcheeks:

Too funny. Talk about glamming it up!

God I hate the PS time of year. Luckily my doc only takes about 10 seconds and - erm - warms up the necessary 'materials'.

Ahem, am I over-sharing anyone?? Guess we've reached that point already!

jaime
06-02-2007, 06:23 PM
Ha! Not at all RB, hey we are all adults here and all need it done. Just one of those girly things to talk about....

princess precious
06-02-2007, 06:52 PM
Loves it! I was wondering what the punch line was going to be. I'll think about it when i get my PS and think happy thoughts.

Luisa Brown
06-02-2007, 09:56 PM
I have already forwarded this along - it's hilarious. I blame you Allison when I start laughing at my next PS!

charismatic
06-02-2007, 11:20 PM
:chuckle: :chuckle:
OMG what a hoot! I imagine most gynos have seen just about everything.

Medusa
07-02-2007, 10:56 PM
Put your hand up if you get a bikini wax before visiting your gyno? :waving:

Those big bright lights they use just freak me out! :shockedhair: :shockedhair: :shockedhair:

pinkcupcake
08-02-2007, 12:13 AM
Lol, I'm sure that visit would have made the ***** Mechanics (as my gyno calls himself) day!:makeup: