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Lady Allison (Staff)
11-01-2007, 06:28 PM
Brazilian or naturally bushy?
Polished nails or buffed bare?
Lipstick or gloss? I say whatever, it's up to you. But don't even try and argue with me on these (I mean it):

Ten Beauty Commandments according to Allison.

Thou shalt invest in good skin care
Skin Care IS more important than make up. You can't hide bad skin behind a foundation. No really!

Thou shalt wear sunscreen.
The Leather is not cool.

Thou shalt have well shaped brows
Thin, rainbow shaped brows are not a shape. They are an obscenity.

Acrylic nails are not attractive
Sure, having claws is cool. But only if you also have fur and whiskers.

Thou shalt fake it and fake it good
Fake is preferable to cancer. Orange has not ever been a skin tone so buy a decent brand.

Thou shalt take thy make up off before bed.
You are not doing yourself any favors, not only will you wake up feeling hung over you skin will look crapola too.

Thou shalt purchase the correct foundation colour
A darker shade will not make you look more tanned, just grubby.

Thou shalt not get cheap & nasty hair extensions
Unless you have the whopping income to support something that doesn’t look like it has been attached with chewing gum.

Thou shalt buy jeans that fit
Your G- banger should only be seen by your sweetheart, and muffin-tops are not cool.

Love thy body
And know someone else is surely loving it too even if you don't know bout it ;)

raspberryberet
11-01-2007, 06:36 PM
[COLOR="Black"]Thou shalt buy jeans that fit. Your G- banger should only be seen by your sweetheart, and muffin-tops are not cool.

Ha ha ha ha ha :chuckle: Allison I'm the only person I know that says g-banger, love it! And commandment is so true. Yech. Nothing worse than the visible g. Except maybe g with muffin-top. Attractive, it ain't.

pinkcupcake
11-01-2007, 06:46 PM
Couldn't agree more Allison, no arguements from me! What I would give to bring you to a shopping centre near me! Lol

charismatic
11-01-2007, 08:11 PM
Miss Allison you are sooooooooo on my wave length. But G Bangers????????? you and RBB are hilarious. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

BeautyAddict
12-01-2007, 11:18 AM
Do you think any of the g-bangers or muffin tops actually look in a mirror before they go out? - surely thank can't!:rollthoseeyes:

beauty*product*junkie
12-01-2007, 11:36 AM
I seriously do not understand why you would want to put your flab out there on display for everyone to see:shocked: When I have bloated days, I go to extreme efforts to cover up and hide it all away! Plus, wouldn't it be awfully uncomfortable?

Medusa
01-02-2007, 10:18 PM
I think this is a generational thing. I see sooo many overweight teen girls in too short skirts & crop tops with this flab hanging out for all to see. :shockedhair: It just freaks me out & for I long time I couldn't understand how they could go out in public like that?? Safety in numbers I guess? They are all wearing it & all look like that. Its very sad. In my day you always had the token fat kid at school but now I think it has reversed, the fat kids rule. We really are becoming an obese nation, nobody thinks about what they're putting in their mouth these days. :shakehead:

charismatic
02-02-2007, 12:19 AM
Medusa I totally agree with your comments.
The sad part in this is the girls don't care if their flab is showing or that the clothes simply don't suit them.
I feel like an old fart saying this, I sound like my Gran, but grooming has gone to the dogs. :question:

Celeste(Staff)
02-02-2007, 01:08 PM
I think maybe these girls just want to wear what everyone else is wearing - yes I agree it is unattractive, but the fashion for jeans in recent times has been to wear them very low and these girls just want to fit in - perhaps now with higher-waisted jeans coming in the muffin tops will start to disappear??

Elizabeth
04-02-2007, 12:12 AM
I love it ! I totally agree with everything mentioned. :clapping: