Lady Allison (Staff)
11-01-2007, 06:28 PM
Brazilian or naturally bushy?
Polished nails or buffed bare?
Lipstick or gloss? I say whatever, it's up to you. But don't even try and argue with me on these (I mean it):
Ten Beauty Commandments according to Allison.
Thou shalt invest in good skin care
Skin Care IS more important than make up. You can't hide bad skin behind a foundation. No really!
Thou shalt wear sunscreen.
The Leather is not cool.
Thou shalt have well shaped brows
Thin, rainbow shaped brows are not a shape. They are an obscenity.
Acrylic nails are not attractive
Sure, having claws is cool. But only if you also have fur and whiskers.
Thou shalt fake it and fake it good
Fake is preferable to cancer. Orange has not ever been a skin tone so buy a decent brand.
Thou shalt take thy make up off before bed.
You are not doing yourself any favors, not only will you wake up feeling hung over you skin will look crapola too.
Thou shalt purchase the correct foundation colour
A darker shade will not make you look more tanned, just grubby.
Thou shalt not get cheap & nasty hair extensions
Unless you have the whopping income to support something that doesn’t look like it has been attached with chewing gum.
Thou shalt buy jeans that fit
Your G- banger should only be seen by your sweetheart, and muffin-tops are not cool.
Love thy body
And know someone else is surely loving it too even if you don't know bout it ;)
Polished nails or buffed bare?
Lipstick or gloss? I say whatever, it's up to you. But don't even try and argue with me on these (I mean it):
Ten Beauty Commandments according to Allison.
Thou shalt invest in good skin care
Skin Care IS more important than make up. You can't hide bad skin behind a foundation. No really!
Thou shalt wear sunscreen.
The Leather is not cool.
Thou shalt have well shaped brows
Thin, rainbow shaped brows are not a shape. They are an obscenity.
Acrylic nails are not attractive
Sure, having claws is cool. But only if you also have fur and whiskers.
Thou shalt fake it and fake it good
Fake is preferable to cancer. Orange has not ever been a skin tone so buy a decent brand.
Thou shalt take thy make up off before bed.
You are not doing yourself any favors, not only will you wake up feeling hung over you skin will look crapola too.
Thou shalt purchase the correct foundation colour
A darker shade will not make you look more tanned, just grubby.
Thou shalt not get cheap & nasty hair extensions
Unless you have the whopping income to support something that doesn’t look like it has been attached with chewing gum.
Thou shalt buy jeans that fit
Your G- banger should only be seen by your sweetheart, and muffin-tops are not cool.
Love thy body
And know someone else is surely loving it too even if you don't know bout it ;)