Not sure if there is anything like this, I couldn't find it.... Did you do anything really stupid or embarrassing today?

I have two nominations this week hehehe...

Firstly the other day waiting on a line I thought this girl in front of me smelt really really good and I kept sniffing admiringly,and considered asking what she was wearing... but then she left the line and I could still smell it. I thought it must be the girl behind me. But later I could still smell it, and I realised it was me :redcheeks: It was my new Kit pear body wash :rollthoseeyes::chuckle:

Then yesterday in the library at uni, I was walking into the photocopy room and outside near the wall was a little yellow sign saying "Be very careful" and I stopped and looked around, wondering what on earth the warning was for.... couldn't see anything to be careful of, so I continued into the room.. and tripped over the damn sign! :redcheeks::redcheeks: :shakehead: :chuckle:

:chuckle::chuckle::whipcrack: i cracked up out loud for that last one

because i am the non link twit :shakehead: i can't link it for u

but thre is an embarrassing moments thread , crap no that's not it

well there were 2 from memory


there was also one blonde moments one

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Yeah I remember we used to have a embarrassing moments thread. What happened to that?

Oh Amaranth I have a doozy - but it is from a few weeks ago. I was at work in a vintage 50s, very fitted dress which I love. It can be a bit tight around the hips but it was ok - or so I thought. I had just made a cup of tea and sat back down when I heard the soft but fearsome sound of threads popping. I secretly reached around and instead of my dress my hand came into contact with my bottom! My dress had split at the back right over by bottom and I was mortified! Not only that, but I was wearing a g-string and normally I also wear a slip under dresses but had decided not too so there I was sitting at my desk having a heart attack because if I stood up my lily white xxx would be on show! I sat there for ten minutes deciding what to do - I work in a small, all-female office which was a relief at that moment, I can tell you, but I didn't want to yell out to everyone what had happened and I had just had a coffee and was sure I would have to go to the toilet soon...Anyway, I decided I could not stay seated until 5pm (it was 3pm) so calling my husband who works around the corner and asking him to find something to walk home in was out of the question. Then I just started giggling like a maniac and one of the girls asked what was wrong then the whole office was giggling because yes it was funny but my bottom still felt the cool breeze...in the end one of the girls went out to find a sewing kit then I wrapped a jumper around my hips and high-tailed it to the bathroom!

PS the dress is all stitched back up again but I am too scared to wear it to work! The risk of wearing 50 year old clothes with 50 year old thread!

Oh, that is hilarious Sapphire!

Oh, that is hilarious Sapphire!

After I was fully clothed again, yes it was funny.

i think that u told the story very well , i was in fits of laughter :)

i think that u told the story very well , i was in fits of laughter :)

Lol, well it was one of those things you think will never happen to you - I now carry a sewing kit in my handbag for added protection!

I walk to the train station during the week when I'm in Perth, and I happened to look down at the footpath in a particular spot and saw this huge 'worm'. I was so fascinated because I was convinced it must have been a witchety grub (I've never seen one before). Anyway the colouring was really faint like it had been there for ages and it was covered in sand. It was there for about 3 days in a row.
So on the third day of walking past this 'worm' I decided to bend down and take a closer look at it and was amused to discover it was a Gummi Worm hahahaha :chuckle: it was half pink half green and the 'sand' was sugar!!

:chuckle::chuckle: I guess you had to be there

I walk to the train station during the week when I'm in Perth, and I happened to look down at the footpath in a particular spot and saw this huge 'worm'. I was so fascinated because I was convinced it must have been a witchety grub (I've never seen one before). Anyway the colouring was really faint like it had been there for ages and it was covered in sand. It was there for about 3 days in a row.
So on the third day of walking past this 'worm' I decided to bend down and take a closer look at it and was amused to discover it was a Gummi Worm hahahaha :chuckle: it was half pink half green and the 'sand' was sugar!!

:chuckle::chuckle: I guess you had to be there

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sapphy do you happen to listen to Nathan and Nat on Nova in the mornings? They crack me up something wicked.......anywho on Tuesday mornings they have what they call the 'Dumb Diaries' and people call in with stories of all the dumb things they or people they know had done.

This one guy rang in last Tuesday and said his ex used to believe that calamari rings used to 'float around' in the ocean and that fisherman would scoop them out and batter them
hahahaha :chuckle::chuckle: I have never heard anything so funny in my life

sapphy do you happen to listen to Nathan and Nat on Nova in the mornings? They crack me up something wicked.......anywho on Tuesday mornings they have what they call the 'Dumb Diaries' and people call in with stories of all the dumb things they or people they know had done.

This one guy rang last in Tuesday and said his ex used to believe that calamari rings used to 'float around' in the ocean and that fisherman would scoop them out and batter them
hahahaha :chuckle::chuckle: I have never heard anything so funny in my life

What??!! My golly! :chuckle:

Amaranth that is soooooooooooooooooooo funny! I love both stories. I can just visualise you trying to sniff unobtrusively. LOVE that it was acutally you. I can never smell anything scented after it's been on me for more than 10 minutes. I might need to get some of that Kit Pear body wash stuff.

Also loved the "Be careful!" sign. That would have freaked me out a bit too it's such a "Warning! WARNING!" sign. I would have double checked too, but to then trip over the damn sign is just flat out funny!

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I'm posting this on behalf of my Mum (sshhhh, don't tell her - it's already a super sore spot!). She was cleaning the ceiling of our patio, there was some gecko poo and just general dirtiness. She decided it'd be a good idea to hose it, only there are two fans and a light out there. I have NO idea why it didn't occur to her not to hose electrical fixtures, but nevertheless she did. Later that day (without knowing what had gone on) I went to turn on the light and a fan, and sparks flew out and the whole house was short-circuited. So now an electrician needs to be called or else we have no light and fans out there!! GOOSE!

Does this count.... I just heard my daughter ask "why did you take the highlighter?" in her sleep :chuckle:

I'm posting this on behalf of my Mum (sshhhh, don't tell her - it's already a super sore spot!). She was cleaning the ceiling of our patio, there was some gecko poo and just general dirtiness. She decided it'd be a good idea to hose it, only there are two fans and a light out there. I have NO idea why it didn't occur to her not to hose electrical fixtures, but nevertheless she did. Later that day (without knowing what had gone on) I went to turn on the light and a fan, and sparks flew out and the whole house was short-circuited. So now an electrician needs to be called or else we have no light and fans out there!! GOOSE!

That is sooooooo something I would do though! And it's so bloody obvious after the fact, but I seem to not get some of the basic things in life! :chuckle::chuckle:

Does this count.... I just heard my daughter ask "why did you take the highlighter?" in her sleep :chuckle:

That's sweet! I love listening to people when they are sleep talking. I try and have conversations if I can and it just cracks me up.

I remember when I was 17 my boyfriend was sleep talking and I'd heard that if you ask people questions when they were sleep talking they would answer honestly. So I asked "Baby, do you love me?" and he smiled and said "Yes". I was so happy. Then I had another thought so I asked "Honey, who am I?" and he smiled again and said "I don't know." :chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

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Well i feel like a real goose!!! I stayed in saturday night and i was comfortably reading a book in bed and then at 10.00pm there was this really loud banging on my window (which is behind my bed) and then the person ran away. :shockedhair: I have never been so scared in all my life. I layed in bed for like 5 minutes just frozen from fright (by the way i live alone anyway i worked up the courage to actually get up and shut my windows etc and then i rang my best mate and her husband, but of course they were half an hour away. They got in the car and came home straight a way because i was so freaked out. I coulnd't breath and my heart was pounding not to mention i was shaking like crazy. They came calmed me down and said that it was probably someone i knew trying to be funny. So i calmed down and they went home and i locked my house up like it was a jail. So of course i couldn't sleep so i stayed up reading with all the lights on in my house and outside lights aswell. Then at around 11.30pm, my mobile phone rang and it was this guy i know and he asked me if anything interesting had happened tonight involving windows?? so i knew it as him , but he woulnd't actually say it was him, he kept saying it was a mate. Anywy he rang to say sorry and that there was no need to worry because it was just them and that i was safe.

I feel so stupid because i thought someone was trying to break in or gonna attack me and i freaked out and called me mate and i was so close to tears and then it all turns out to be them. :redcheeks:

I have a really good pay-back for him.

i should hope so , a good payback is in order

BTW i would have been the same as u, frozen stiff

:hugs: PP

You have nothing to be embarrassed about - that sort of prank is sheer idiocy! They both deserve a good solid kick up the butt with a steel cap for that!

Oh That is an absolutely terrible thing to do! I wouldn't find that funny at all. They scared the living crap out of you. Honey if you ever get anyone doing something like that again please ring the police first instead of your friends, that will give the practical jokers a bit more than they bargained for.

On a more serious note if it was acyually some deranged psycho the police would get to you quicker than anyone else.

When my parents went away a few years back my brother thought it would be funny to terrorise me. I was all alone with just Billy in what is quite a large house. My brother came home (at the time he was living in his own pad) to our house with a mate because they were too drunk to drive back to his place and they didn't want to pay a lot for a taxi. It didn't occur to him to call and let me know he was coming.

They banged on the windows and then used his key to come into the house. Billy was going troppo barking and I was about two second away from hitting my brother over the head with a massive block buster I had under my bed! Let's just say he is very lucky he didn't sustain a head injury.

Oh That is an absolutely terrible thing to do! I wouldn't find that funny at all. They scared the living crap out of you. Honey if you ever get anyone doing something like that again please ring the police first instead of your friends, that will give the practical jokers a bit more than they bargained for.

On a more serious note if it was acyually some deranged psycho the police would get to you quicker than anyone else.

When my parents went away a few years back my brother thought it would be funny to terrorise me. I was all alone with just Billy in what is quite a large house. My brother came home (at the time he was living in his own pad) to our house with a mate because they were too drunk to drive back to his place and they didn't want to pay a lot for a taxi. It didn't occur to him to call and let me know he was coming.

They banged on the windows and then used his key to come into the house. Billy was going troppo barking and I was about two second away from hitting my brother over the head with a massive block buster I had under my bed! Let's just say he is very lucky he didn't sustain a head injury.

All i could think was this isn't funny, its not funny, why do they think its funny. I feel like a wuss adn that i overreacted but then i think no , i'm a single girl who lives on her own and they should know better than to do this. I made it known that i was not happy and that it seriously frightened me. i think he was sincerely sorry. Maybe.
i should hope so , a good payback is in order

BTW i would have been the same as u, frozen stiff

I'm gonna pay them back so good, i will be laughing for the rest of the year. :clapping:

:hugs: PP

You have nothing to be embarrassed about - that sort of prank is sheer idiocy! They both deserve a good solid kick up the butt with a steel cap for that!

Its just so dumb!!! I was kinda worried that my mates husband is gonna getting angry at them and go off when we see them out next.

Boys are just lame and don't think.

Tell the TOADS to act their ages not their shoe sizes!

Oh Precious! I agree wholeheartedly with all the girls. This is not funny. It's scary. I mean what is this - high school?????? :explode:

I would have been straight onto 000 in a flash. My heart would have been pounding in my ears and I would have felt so panicky. And the shitty thing is that even after the police had come I would have been too scared to sleep in case whoever it was came back. :shakehead:

You weren't overreacting honey and you are not a goose, but I'm so glad you shared this with us so we could all give you moral support :kissing:

Oh Precious! I agree wholeheartedly with all the girls. This is not funny. It's scary. I mean what is this - high school?????? :explode:

I would have been straight onto 000 in a flash. My heart would have been pounding in my ears and I would have felt so panicky. And the shitty thing is that even after the police had come I would have been too scared to sleep in case whoever it was came back. :shakehead:

You weren't overreacting honey and you are not a goose, but I'm so glad you shared this with us so we could all give you moral support :kissing:

I live in a small town and its kinda hard to know what is serious complaint or in my case is just mates being d*ckheads. Its quicker for me to call my dad or whoever in a case like this because i know he will turn up and with the local police they take forever to get here.

I'm glad you girls understand me because i was feeling so stupid after it happened.

One of my friends i was like " So could you see them when you looked out the window?" I was like there is no hope in hell i was looking out the window.

And another friend said you should have went outside for a look and see who it was. - NO WAY you crazy women :shakehead:

PP, that's pretty crappy and damn scary!! I would have wet my pants, so don't feel embarrassed about your reaction, totally justified and valid!

I like a joke as much as the next person, but that is SO not funny - especially when you live alone and are a girl!

PP, that's pretty crappy and damn scary!! I would have wet my pants, so don't feel embarrassed about your reaction, totally justified and valid!

I like a joke as much as the next person, but that is SO not funny - especially when you live alone and are a girl!

Me too i love a good joke and i'm a funny person myself. However this was not funny.

My best friend just had a go at the guy who did it when she was grocery shopping and he didn't even say sorry. How freakin lame is this , apparently it was a spur of the moment dare as they were walking past. :explode::explode::explode:

what turkeys :shakehead:
uumm & go outside , or look through the window :explode: NO WAY , i wouldn't have done that either

Precious this isn't funny at all! :shakehead:
Should a similar but real situation occur you may ignore it thinking it is these juvenile jerks.
The only pay back I would give them would be avoidance. Who needs such kids in their life!

If it ever happens again, dial 000, then your dad. At least that way it is recorded that you made the call.

Do NOT go to the door, the window or outside. In fact, stay right away from the windows & doors, and if you decide to change rooms (from bedroom to lounge) for safety, do not turn on any lights as you go.

Precious this isn't funny at all! :shakehead:
Should a similar but real situation occur you may ignore it thinking it is these juvenile jerks.
The only pay back I would give them would be avoidance. Who needs such kids in their life!

All my mates think this guy has a crush on me and tht he did it because he wanted to get my attention. But i don't think that is really the way to get a girls attention, its turned me off because its such a stupid thing to do.

Oh my revenge is gonna be so sweet!

At uni on Thursday I sat in the courtyard to have my coffee and the courtyard is full of wooden planked tables and benches. So I sat down and the bench was too far out so I tried to move it in - and it went backwards and I had my legs in the air!!! I was so stunned had no idea what was happening, plus I was wearing headphones and my other senses seem to not work as well for some reason, but I grabbed onto the table and pulled myself up, just as this (cute) guy rushed over to help me. We tried to pull the bench up but found the entire leg had been pushed off and was broken! I felt like the girl in Shallow Hal.,. and the (cute) guy said "oh it was obviously already broken".. which it had to have been - these benches would fit 6 people along it!

So I was actually too stunned to be embarrassed at the time, but thinking back I cringe... :redcheeks:

I actually laughed out loud A! :chuckle: Im sure your nothing like the girl in shallow hal lol! :chuckle:

So a few weeks back my bestie and I went to our favourite Chinese Restaurant. We walked in and you have to wait at the bottom of the stairs for the waiter to come a seat you. We have been going to this restaurant since we were like 16 years old so we know the people who work there etc.

We are standing there waiting to be seated and then this Chinese guy came down the stairs talking on his mobile. A (my bestie) grabs him by the arm and says "excuse me can we get a table for two". I was killing myself laughing when the chinese man turned around and said to her:

No No Me not work here, me here to dine, eat, you know me customer"

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So a few weeks back my bestie and I went to our favourite Chinese Restaurant. We walked in and you have to wait at the bottom of the stairs for the waiter to come a seat you. We have been going to this restaurant since we were like 16 years old so we know the people who work there etc.

We are standing there waiting to be seated and then this Chinese guy came down the stairs talking on his mobile. A (my bestie) grabs him by the arm and says "excuse me can we get a table for two". I was killing myself laughing when the chinese man turned around and said to her:

No No Me not work here, me here to dine, eat, you know me customer"

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I have been known to put my groceries in the wrong trolley and also have been 'caught out' swapping items - once I wanted to swap a bunch of bananas for a better bunch, leaned into the trolley, pulled out the bananas and looked up to see not my beau at the trolley's helm but some stranger with a bemused look on her face!

aahhh Sapphy i have been known to do this , in fact i took off with someone else's trolley once:whistle:

Hehe. We stopped at the local shops once, mum ran in, and came out and hopped into the passenger seat of someone's else car and put the seatbelt on, much to their complete horror!

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Thankfully she didnt look like a car-jacker then?

Nope, cos she put the bag of rolls on the floor and was telling him something about them,. like "I got the long rolls... blah blah" hehe. The guy in the driver's seat was so stunned he didn't even say one word. When she looked up she saw the guy, but also me and my dad in the car next to it laughing our butts off. :chuckle:

:chuckle::chuckle: I am still laughing my head off!

that is really , really funny A

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aahhh Sapphy i have been known to do this , in fact i took off with someone else's trolley once:whistle:

This thread makes me think the Adorables are just one huge bunch of (totally Adorable) geese!

When I was in Melbourne In December - Right after having lunch with Luisa and Charismatic I went back to the hotel and must have got out of the lift a floor early and was trying to get into someone elses room. I was a bit :shockedhair: when A guy opened the door with a sheet wrapped around him and said "I think you have the wrong room":redcheeks::redcheeks::redcheeks:

hahaha oops

I was staying at the Sebel in Melboure for work and after a massive day of shopping I bought some popcorn from the IGA next door (I am popcorn obsessed) to have in my room and watch a movie.

I burnt the popcorn, set the bag on fire and set off all the fire alarms on my floor :redcheeks:

I was staying at the Sebel in Melboure for work and after a massive day of shopping I bought some popcorn from the IGA next door (I am popcorn obsessed) to have in my room and watch a movie.

I burnt the popcorn, set the bag on fire and set off all the fire alarms on my floor :redcheeks:

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle: Memorable!:hugs:

I was staying at the Sebel in Melboure for work and after a massive day of shopping I bought some popcorn from the IGA next door (I am popcorn obsessed) to have in my room and watch a movie.

I burnt the popcorn, set the bag on fire and set off all the fire alarms on my floor :redcheeks:

CeeJaye! :chuckle:

I was staying at the Sebel in Melboure for work and after a massive day of shopping I bought some popcorn from the IGA next door (I am popcorn obsessed) to have in my room and watch a movie.

I burnt the popcorn, set the bag on fire and set off all the fire alarms on my floor :redcheeks:

HA HAHA Did you pretend you had no idea who did it? :chuckle:

HA HAHA Did you pretend you had no idea who did it? :chuckle:

Yes I think I might do that, lol. Once at work I accidentally spilled some water all over my keyboard and a second later all of the computers in the office shorted and the techno-idiot I am, I thought I caused it by spilling the water...I was in complete panic because I had only been there a few weeks but I could not admit it was my 'fault' (even though it wasn't, lol.). After a few hours my guilt got the better of me and I said I think I've shorted the whole system because of the water and the it guy just laughed at me!

Yes I think I might do that, lol. Once at work I accidentally spilled some water all over my keyboard and a second later all of the computers in the office shorted and the techno-idiot I am, I thought I caused it by spilling the water...I was in complete panic because I had only been there a few weeks but I could not admit it was my 'fault' (even though it wasn't, lol.). After a few hours my guilt got the better of me and I said I think I've shorted the whole system because of the water and the it guy just laughed at me!

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On a romantic weekend away in Sydney ages ago with the boy I decorated the massive bathroom with candles, put the towel warmer on and turned on the spa and added a couple of Lush bubble bars to make it smell good and give us bubbles to hide under!

Imagine my surprise when J comes screaching out of the bathroom to tell me bubbles were floating down the hall of the Presidential Suite and had already filled the bedroom! There were bubbles everywhere and the only romance we had that night was ringing for more towels to try and soak up the bubbles.

:chuckle::chuckle:I thought that only happened in the movies!

Spa + Bubbles = Not a good combo!;)

On a romantic weekend away in Sydney ages ago with the boy I decorated the massive bathroom with candles, put the towel warmer on and turned on the spa and added a couple of Lush bubble bars to make it smell good and give us bubbles to hide under!

Imagine my surprise when J comes screaching out of the bathroom to tell me bubbles were floating down the hall of the Presidential Suite and had already filled the bedroom! There were bubbles everywhere and the only romance we had that night was ringing for more towels to try and soak up the bubbles.

This is hilarious! My gosh this is one of the funniest threads ever :chuckle:

Argh, why do I do silly things all the time....

I always have my mp3 player on when I'm out.. today it was on charge so I went out without it.. Anyhow this guy said something to me as I walked past and I'm like "sorry man - headphones - can't hear you.." pointing to my ears, and he said "um no you don't" I felt pretty silly :chuckle:

Then, at the ATM, I reached into my bag to pull out my purse and I pulled out spare undies as well! I had no idea what they were at first so I picked them up off my hand to see what they were and realised it was my black g-string which was blending into the black lining in my bag :redcheeks::redcheeks: And yes, there was a line of people looking. :redcheeks:

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that's so funny

:chuckle: You are such a repeat offender A!

Oh A I can trump your undies story! (Not sure why I would want to or why I am admitting this but here goes...)

I was at my sister's place on the other side of Melbourne to where I lived at the time, and I looked down and saw a pair of knickers on the floor - identical to ones I have at home. I saw them and said 'Poppy, why do you have knickers on the floor? Has Maddi (the baby) got a fetish for carrying them around the house or something? I have the same ones, they are sooo comfy aren't they?' She looked at me funny and said - 'errr - they're not mine'.

And yes of course they were mine. Although to this day I have NO idea how they got there! Did I walk in with then stuck around an ankle or something? Having driven from my place? I can't imagine why they would have been in my bag... so yeah it's a mystery but I hope my family have forgotten about it! :chuckle:

Oh A I can trump your undies story! (Not sure why I would want to or why I am admitting this but here goes...)

I was at my sister's place on the other side of Melbourne to where I lived at the time, and I looked down and saw a pair of knickers on the floor - identical to ones I have at home. I saw them and said 'Poppy, why do you have knickers on the floor? Has Maddi (the baby) got a fetish for carrying them around the house or something? I have the same ones, they are sooo comfy aren't they?' She looked at me funny and said - 'errr - they're not mine'.

And yes of course they were mine. Although to this day I have NO idea how they got there! Did I walk in with then stuck around an ankle or something? Having driven from my place? I can't imagine why they would have been in my bag... so yeah it's a mystery but I hope my family have forgotten about it! :chuckle:

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Celeste, I am pleased this happened with your sister at her home............

Yeah I know - can you imagine?! I shudder to think

Haha - mine used to stick to my stockings in high school from the wash - :shakehead::redcheeks::chuckle:

i will try to find the other 'funnies' threads, A, it will make u feel heaps better

but :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :waving: to u & celeste they were classics ;)

I took my god daughters to the movies on Saturday night to see Horton Hears A Who and when I asked for the tickets I asked for tickets to see Harry Hears A Who. The ticket girls cracked up laughing at me!

Thats not too bad pinkcupcake, honest mistake. My dad went to the chemist and asked for ****** instead of Zovirax ahhahahahahahaha you should have seen the looks he got. :chuckle: